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Total Medals Earned: 73 (From
5 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 825 Points
5 Points You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
5 Points Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
5 Points Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
5 Points You found the baseball bat!
5 Points You've earned extra kupo!
5 Points You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
5 Points You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
5 Points The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
5 Points You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
5 Points You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
5 Points You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
5 Points The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
5 Points You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
5 Points You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
5 Points You found the hidden skull!
5 Points Start the game... press the play button.
10 Points You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
10 Points You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
10 Points You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
10 Points You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
10 Points You found the dead blue bird!
10 Points You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
10 Points You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
10 Points You found the only way to die in scene 1!
10 Points Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
10 Points You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
10 Points You found the Goober action figurine!
10 Points You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
10 Points Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
10 Points You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
10 Points The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
10 Points The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
10 Points Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
10 Points Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
25 Points You found the video game controller!
25 Points You found the knife!
25 Points You found bird poop! Yay!
25 Points You found the magical shrunken head!
50 Points You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
50 Points You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!
Medals Earned: 40/44 (460/500 points)
Epic Battle Fantasy 4
5 Points Deal 300 damage with a single hit.
5 Points Set a foe on fire, and watch them burn.
5 Points Seriously stress out a chicken. Just don't stab it.
5 Points Defeat your first foe, and become a hardened killer.
5 Points Watch a player die, as you do nothing to help.
5 Points Use a key to access new treasures, but you should have figured that out on your own.
5 Points Use an awesome limit break for the first time.
5 Points Take a break and have something to eat outside of battle.
5 Points Find a new special skill. You can find them in chests or get them from quests.
5 Points Learn the first of many new skills.
5 Points Steal some underwear. Perverts pay good money for stuff like this.
5 Points Eat a stat-boosting snack and boost your stats permanently. Protip: Don't give them all to one character.
5 Points Find a Slime Cat and discover the Warp Zone.
5 Points Smash 100 Idols on the loading screen, because clicking randomly makes the game load faster.
5 Points Cut down a dangerous path-blocking bush. Don't worry, they don't have feelings.
5 Points Light a torch with your candle. Fire magic doesn't work for some reason.
5 Points Push an unwanted block out of the way. It will not be missed.
5 Points Shock a wet foe with a thunder attack (or ice, if you prefer).
5 Points Freeze a foe, and then hit them again for massive damage.
10 Points Reach level 10. That's a good start, but there's still a long way to go.
10 Points Defeat 100 foes in total, and develop a taste for their flesh.
10 Points Scan a foe and begin filling in the bestiary.
25 Points Enter Ashwood Forest for the first time.
25 Points Enter the Crystal Caverns for the first time.
25 Points Find all of your missing party members.
Medals Earned: 25/76 (200/1,200 points)
Escape the Estate
25 Points Unlocked the Safe
25 Points Stopped Laying Around
Medals Earned: 2/10 (50/500 points)
Fleeing the Complex
5 Points Watching kredit make me STRONG
50 Points Achieve the Rank CA
Medals Earned: 2/18 (55/660 points)
5 Points Snag the first three powerups in a match before anyone else has a chance to.
5 Points Lure two or more opponents into the trash compactor during any battle in the Scrapyard.
25 Points Deliver at least 80 damage in one aerial combo.
25 Points Trick an opponent into killing one of their own teammates with a projectile.
Medals Earned: 4/13 (60/320 points)